Get nerd-approved copy that sells your best stuff in 1 day.
Web pages. Full sales funnel copy. An email sequence ready to sell. Get your time and money back! Don’t trust a bot to do a human job. Let the word-nerd sell your story!
Your copy is your 24-hour salesperson. You can trust a bot with it. Or a word nerd who’s been honing her writing skills since she was 4.
Yes, really! If you want to know my nerd origin story, click here.
But I’m here to talk about my done-in-a-day VIP copy days. They have 5 key ingredients: strategy, storytelling, speed, and crushed-it accuracy. (And green tea as my secret weapon. Let’s keep that, shh!) My priority is to help you finish your project in a day and build unstoppable business momentum.
Your time is money. Literally. And the best offer for the right people. But the words keep slipping off the tip of your tongue. And you just don’t have time to play that game.
That’s why I dedicate 5 hours, using my 5 tools, to craft custom copy for you. Copy built only for a woman entrepreneur ready to take her business to the next level.
If you want human-written words that sell your offer without AI cringe, dragging things out for weeks, and ready to walk away with copy so good you could kiss it…
That’s what my VIP Day is designed to do!
Book my VIP Day and watch that copy finally land in your inbox. In just 24 hours!
Let’s talk about the VIP Day experience…
Sick of sales or email copy that keeps missing the mark? And dragging your growth rate down to the trenches?
You bring your pile of notes, and I’ll craft copy into a solid, creative strategy. In one VIP day, you’ll have copy that's clear, message-driven, and makes you feel like you’re in an upbeat musical number (or at least makes your dream client feel this way).
You’ve got the offer. The right transformation for the right people. But you’ve also got a half-written Google Doc that’s been quietly taunting you since spring.
Here are a few things you’re done with…
❌ Going back and forth with a copywriter for weeks in one too many emails
❌ Mental energy for 295 mini-decisions in your sales copy
❌ Dragging out a job for a month but never feeling closer to the finish line
You’re ready for one big thing to be done. And done right.
Grab your favorite pen, because the tasks below are about to finally get checked off…
✅ You have the right words to sell your offer without getting stuck in creative paralysis or drowning in back-and-forth emails.
✅ You walk away with copy that sounds like you, tells a clear message, and showcases a transformation only you can deliver.
✅ No dragging things out for weeks, so you can finally trash that to-do list that’s just a serious eyesore.
I’VE HAD THE PRIVILEGE OF WRITING COPY FOR
AMAZING BUSINESS WOMEN….
MARTYNA BOSS
KATYA VALIQUETTE
AMANDA KIJEK
HOW DOES THIS WORK?
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Are we writing a client-attractive website? A classic sales funnel? Your email sequence need a makeover? Tell me what you’re looking for. Have an idea when you need your copy done by?
If you’re not sure, no worries! We can figure that out together based on what best aligns with your current goals. Then we can see if you need a half-day or a full day.
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After our chat, I’ll send you a proposal. Once you’ve signed the contract and paid your 50% booking fee, you gain access to your prep work and a scheduler to book our kick-off call.
Pick a date for when you need your copy delivery and I'll tell you what days I have available. I’ve been writing since I was a kid. So hearing “Need ten pages of total copy in three days” doesn't scare me one bit because I’ve done it in one. Again and again!
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By now, you’ve filled my questionnaire and I’ve done your brand voice and competitor research. I know how to showcase your best stuff in the strongest way possible. This will be a short Zoom call before your VIP Day just to clarify the day’s priorities. I’ll ask my final questions, cover any gaps in the questionnaire, go over our agreed strategy and confirm what I’ll be tackling on the day.
Small note: You can always add a VIP Intensive Strategy to add more time to create a more powerful core of your overall messaging.
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For 5 hours straight, I’ll unleash my unstoppable writing nerd on your copy. (With my green tea for fuel.) You keep an eye on your inbox for any questions I have to make it feel just right for you. When I wrap up your copy, I’ll send it to you for any revisions or tweaks. While you’re doing that, I’ll be on the next big part of your project.
Yes, when I say my inner word nerd is unleashed, I mean, she’s unleashed!
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Once you’ve given your final approval, consider your project done! I’ll email you and send a Loom to walk you through your copy. Publish it whenever it’s best for you. Your copy is officially off your to-do list and your mental load has gotten lighter.
What gets done in 1 day (or half)!
Note: These estimates are almost entirely accurate. But I customize all VIP Day deliverables to your exact needs.
Half-Day
1 sales page
3 web pages
Home, about, and contact page copy
1 email sequence
Welcome or sales sequence
4 parts
Price: $1,497
Full VIP Day
1 full sales funnel
1 long-form sales page
Social/ad copy
Opt-in page
“Thank you” page copy
1 email sequence
4-6 welcome or sales sequence
Quiz (ideation, questions, and results pages) OR lead magnet (ideation and copy)
Price: $2,497
Now, pick your perfect-fitting add-ons!
VIP Strategy Intensive
Do you need a little extra help crafting your signature offer, clarifying the finer details, refining your messaging, or sharpening your brand voice to stand out as the obvious choice over your competition? Book a 60-minute VIP strategy intensive the day before for an extra power boost, instead of a 30-minute session before your VIP day.
$197.00
“In The Morning” Bonus Hour
You know you love the VIP Day offer and are ready to invest. No protest here! But you’re also a woman who prefers to sleep on things before making them official. As a night owl, trust me, I get it! This add-on gives you a full night to think things over and add even more comments to your copy doc. The day after our VIP Day, you’ll get an extra hour for me to make those edits. More power to you!
$197.00
The “Keep Selling” Swipe File
I created this little bonus because your VIP Day shouldn’t be the end of selling. Get a specially curated collection of ready-to-use intro sales hooks, CTA formulas, email subject lines, urgency phrases, and more in your copy swipe file. With this on hand, you can keep marketing your offer without staring at a blank screen and starting from scratch. Consider this copy library fully stocked!
$197.00
Your copy is more than just words on a page.
When your words clearly tell a story only you can share, you shift from selling to building a service your dream clients want like a milkshake on a hot Michigan day.
Meet your tea-fueled copywriter
I’m Mariah!
Tired housekeeper turned copywriting specialist
Loud-and-proud, bookworm. Tea addict. And huge introvert. Some things aren’t my strong suit. Talking to new people at a party? That’s my horror movie. Putting together a new desk? I accept defeat! But writing personality-fueled copy that makes people want to buy? Oh, that I can do. And fast.
My secret is a nerdy brain that loves falling into a good research rabbit hole, an endless amount of green tea, and the ability to disappear into a weirdly powerful creative flow when I’m “in the zone”. It’s my superpower!
For 7+ years, I’ve helped ambitious women get the copy they need. You shouldn’t have to choose between copy that lights a raging fire in you and a timeline that matches how fast your success will go.
You bring me your brilliant offer. I’ll bring the words, strategy, and 47(ish) tabs of research. Let the certified word nerd deliver client-magnet copy that sounds like you.
A little more client love for my copy
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Rachel Kerr
Business Coach, Shimmer Beauty and the Biz
Mariah has been an absolute lifesaver. I had an email list that was getting no love at all! I was just too busy. This is where Mariah came in! If you’re on the fence about hiring someone, get off the fence and hire Mariah! -
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Honey Sheer
“Lead Gen Queen”, HoneyBeii Digital
I have worked with Mariah and she has been such an amazing help! She gives incredible insight and suggestions that helped me and copy more attractive. If you need someone to help you with your copy, you will never go wrong with Mariah! -
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Chatsoni
Web Designer, Chatsoni and Co.
The first newsletter you wrote for me got great feedback! This is what a subscriber replied to me: "Thanks for sending this out. I will be looking into this shortly. By the way, I now have a "Chatsoni" tag in my Gmail and I save these emails for future reference." THANK YOU MARIAH! 💛
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Phon Baillie
Proofreader and Coach, Edit Republic
[Mariah] has a talent for writing in diverse styles. She wrote our post in an entertaining, insightful, and informative way that resonated well with my audience. I was impressed. -
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Irene Pan
Brand and Web Designer of Dream in Digital
Mariah is excellent at her craft! I received my web copy quickly and was very pleased with what she had written.
Are you the right fit for VIP treatment? Let’s double-check.
A VIP Day is perfect for you if you…
✅ You’re a serious business woman with high standards but believe 95% done is better than 0% or even 51%
✅ You feel clear on your business, but need help when it comes to finding the right words to show its true value
✅ You’re confident you can read things quickly, make comments, and respond (almost) immediately to messages
✅ You’ve got a proven-to-work offer but are sick of DIYing your copy and know it’s time to hand it off to a pro you can trust
✅ You value getting high-quality copy without the long back-and-forth, can make immediate decisions, and are ready to trust the process
But it’s probably not the right fit for you if:
❌ You’re still figuring out your signature offer, audience, or brand voice
❌ You want to take your sweet time to marinate on every single word (and prefer to DIY)
❌ You’re not interested in a collaborative process with a trusted specialist
❌ You think “VIP” means an unlimited number of revisions, blowing up the inbox, and constant hand-holding
❌ You can’t commit to a prep call or deliver feedback to comments in a timely manner
As a book nerd, I’ve done my homework in….
Work with me for 1 day and walk away with copy that makes you feel seen.
But most importantly, makes your most casual web visitor feel seen. And wonder while scrolling your website, “Wow, where has this woman been my whole life?”
Q&A
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You can currently pay me via Stripe, Venmo, or PayPal.
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Of course! You make a 50% deposit to secure your day. Then you pay the rest the day before your VIP session. After this, I deliver you the goods on a (virtual) silver platter!
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Short answer? Yes.
Longer answer: I created VIP Days because I’ve been asked to pull full copy projects like this off many times. And got happy client results!
What we can achieve together depends on your project and how clear your brief is. But I always give you a realistic scope before you book.
I’ve been doing this long enough to know what I can professionally pull off for my clients. And it’s why I built a system to allow you to get exactly what you need from me.
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Not much. This is why we have a kick-off call before your VIP session so I have everything I need. You’ll want to be available to answer my texts/voice notes, look over your copy, and leave comments for edits you need.
Really, I just encourage that you spend your day checking off other pesky to-do tasks you haven’t had time to get to while I write so you have your most productive day yet.
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Right now, yes. But I have a limit on how many VIP Day retainer clients I can take each month. Send me a message, and let’s discuss how to make things happen!
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Post-day edits aren’t included. (Unless you snag my “In the morning” add-on, which gives you an extra hour of my time post-day.) But I always send each copy section as soon as it’s done for your feedback. Read it over and, if you’re not happy enough, send it back with an attached comment of what you’d love to see.
Small note: Friendly reminder to try to keep your edit number as low as possible. In my experience, the more edits you need, the less copy I can crank out during our day together. Aim for 95% awesome instead of 100% perfect.
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Life happens sometimes. Trust me, sis, get it. We’ve all been there. If something comes up, just give me as much of a heads-up as you can. Your 50% booking fee is non-refundable, but that just means we’ll work together on another date that works best. I got you!
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Contact me here to book your VIP Day. I’ll reach out, and you can tell me what copy you need, so I can estimate how much we’ll get done together. We’ll finalize the date, and then… take a moment to do a little victory dance because your project is on its way to completion!
Remember, you’re doing great. But it’s time that copy finally got done!
If this sounds like exactly what you’ve been putting off, let’s get it done! Your website or emails probably just need a little glow-up. So, let’s get your sales funnel to a place where you aren’t worried about it doing its job. Book your VIP Day with me today!
"I know nothing in the world that has as much power as a word. Sometimes I write one, and look at it, until it shines.”
— Emily Dickinson