The Copy Brew

A carefully crafted audit that gives you clear, actionable insight to transform your copy from lukewarm to magnetic. Like a perfect cup of tea with an exciting page-turner—this is the moment of clarity your business has been waiting for.

I want a Copy Brew!

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Who I’ve worked with


What’s a “Copy Brew”?

Think of this as your cozy corner booth consultation. But instead of chatting over a chai latte, I'm diving deep into your messaging with fresh eyes and strategic nerdiness, drawing on my experience with 6-figure business coaches.

You've built a thriving business. Your work has paid off—literally. You're serving incredible people and delivering client-thrilling results! Sa-weet, sis!

But somewhere between your zone of genius and your website, your “special flavor” got a little watered down. (Kind of like how the Avengers also need backup for their awesome team—your words need the same support.)

Send me your copy, and I’ll send it back with specific wording suggestions and strategic messaging insight to make it stronger, more captivating, and convert bigger than ever. (With my cup of tea beside me for creative fuel, of course.)

Okay, what gets brewed?

One of these below…

Web Copy

3-4 pages

Maybe you want your home page, about copy, and service page revamped. And maybe spruce up your contact page too!

Sales page

Long-form or short-form

Let’s give your sales page a makeover so that it goes from barely converting to selling like hotcakes!

1 Email sequence

3-4 emails

Give your welcome sequence (statistically your most opened emails) a revamp to boost those open rates! Or maybe get your launch sequence looked over by a gal who's been called the “email queen”.


Let’s crank up the heat on your cold copy!

You know that feeling when you're reading a technically well-written book, but it’s also kinda... (cue yawn), forgettable? Your copy might be suffering from the same problem.

Right now, your copy is lukewarm…

Your messaging plays it “safe”, but feels a tad generic

Your potential clients are intrigued but not sold

You're explaining what you do, but not capturing the sweet benefit of why

Your unique brilliance just isn't translating to the page

Sales conversations require too much follow-up and clarification

After your speciality “brew”, your copy will be perfectly steeped…

Your copy reflects your true voice—oozing confidence in how you benefit your clients and hook them in like a (proud!) book nerd with a bestseller

Your ideal client feels 100% seen in your words and eager to work with you

Your unique value is crystal clear and impossible to ignore

Sales conversations become easier, shorter, and feel aligned

Your messaging has that "I am Iron Man" level of superhero confidence

“From a busy entrepreneur: Mariah was incredible to work with. She’s flexible and easy to work with. All while taking the time to get to know the ins and outs of your business and takes the time to guide you with helpful prompts to create content that is captivating and PERSONAL. She’s definitely my go-to for all my email marketing from now on, and you should do the same.

— Katya, Owner and Founder of KV Marketing


You got my attention, Mariah! But, how do I get my Copy Brew?

Step 1: Actionable editing that stays true to your voice

I'll show you exactly where to tighten, clarify, and amplify your messaging. You'll get specific wording suggestions that you can implement right away—no guesswork, no overwhelm. Just crystal clear guidance that respects the business you've already built.

Step 2: Strategic positioning insights

Sometimes the issue isn't just the words—it's what you're emphasizing (or not emphasizing). I'll help you understand how to position your high-ticket offer so it resonates with your target audience. People who value substance, sophistication, and proven results.

Step 3: Connection-driven copy fully tailored to convert on repeat

At the end of the day, you're investing because you want more awesome clients and thriving sales. I'll help remove any copy confusion and create that "this is exactly what I need!" response from the clients you're meant to serve.

Think of it like assembling your own marketing "Infinity Stones"—each “stone” (or word) working together to create powerful world-changing results. (But in this case, the “world” is your sales results.)

But remember, this is more than just simple copy edits

All too often, unclear messaging points to deeper opportunities in your business—things like offers that need refining, positioning that could be sharper, or a brand voice that's ready to fully emerge.

A Copy Brew can illuminate these insights, giving you not just better words, but better direction for your entire business.


Your 1-time Copy Brew to go!

Your Copy Brew

Your pre-recorded package includes…

🍵 A recorded 20 to 30-minute video: a full audit of your copy with actionable insights and verbal rewrites

🍵 High-level insights and detailed feedback for each section; ways to improve your brand voice, positioning, and offer messaging

🍵 Strategic messaging recommendations and specific edits tailored for your audience

🍵 2-week follow-up to answer any other questions

Your 1-time investment: $497

Gimme my Copy Brew!

“Fireside Edition” bonus! (Limited time!)

This upgrade is only available between December 1st and January 31st

Your Copy Brew focuses on specific pages—but what about everything else?

This limited-time upgrade is a bonus gift to your Brew. Kinda like a plate of delicious, fresh-from-the-oven cookies to go with your freshly brewed coffee. You get even more high-level feedback, but across your entire digital presence.

This upgrade features:

🎉 Full website walkthrough: A 10-minute video where I navigate your entire website and share first impressions, reader experience observations, and messaging power consistency

🎉 Social media audit: I'll review your recent Instagram and/or Facebook content and overall presence to ensure your messaging is at its strongest everywhere your clients find you

🎉 Before/After copy review: Send me your revised copy, and I'll record a quick 5-minute video confirming you nailed it (or suggestions for any final tweaks)

Bonus investment: Only $97!

I want my Copy Brew PLUS my upgrade.

“[Mariah] has a talent for writing in diverse styles, and she wrote our post in an entertaining, insightful, and informative way that resonated well with my audience. I was impressed by Mariah’s communication skills, the care she put into the project, and her ability to adopt my brand’s voice. I would definitely recommend Mariah for any of your content and editorial needs.”

— Phon Baillie
Proofreader and Founder of Edit Republic


Great! I’m convinced and ready to have my copy brewed. How does this work?

  • Click the button to get started. You'll receive immediate confirmation and next steps.

  • Share your pages that need attention. Whether it's your homepage, a sales page, or your welcome sequence—send me what's keeping you up at night.

    Remember: 3-4 pages of web copy, 1 long-form sales page, or up to 5 emails in total.

  • I'll review your copy thoughtfully and send you a video with clear, specific guidance. You'll know exactly what to change and why—no confusion, just clarity.


Who even am I? I’m your friendly neighborhood VA + Copywriter Mariah

I help women entrepreneurs reclaim their time by handling the behind-the-scenes work that keeps their business thriving. My specialty? Creating fresh, magnetic content—emails, blogs, and social media posts—that generates leads while you focus on what you love best.

I bring 7+ years of experience working with six and seven-figure entrepreneurs to refine their messaging so it reflects their value and resonates with the clients they're meant to serve, like Martyna Boss, KV Marketing, Christine Gomolka, Chatsoni and Co., HoneyBeii Digital, and Amanda Kijek—just to name a few of my personal fave clients.

Bottom line: Your time is money, and you deserve support from a gal who gets it. The right words and support can change everything—for your business and for the clients whose lives you're meant to impact.

When I'm not at my laptop, you'll find me with a cup of green tea and a stack of TBR books on my nightstand. I bring that same appreciation for craft and connection to every Copy Brew I create. And yes, I can quote both the entire MCU and Jane Austen—because good storytelling is good storytelling, whether it's in a period drama or a superhero saga.

Your messaging matters. Let's make sure it's doing justice to the incredible work you do.

"Like a great book that you just can't put down, your copy should pull your ideal client in and keep them engaged until they're eager to say, ‘yes, let’s make this happen’! Let's create that page-turning experience for your business."

—Your friendly neighborhood VA + Copywriter, Mariah

Q&A

  • You can submit 3-4 pages of web copy (like your homepage, about page, and services page), one long-form sales page, or up to 5 emails from your welcome sequence. I recommend choosing what needs the most attention right now.

  • This is an audit and consultation, not a full rewrite. But, I'll give you specific wording suggestions and verbal edits that make implementation simple and straightforward.

    If you want full copywriting services, I'd love to discuss that separately! But this brew is designed to be immediately actionable for you to implement.

  • If your messaging feels unclear, if potential clients seem confused about what you offer, if your sales conversations require excessive explanation, or if you're just not attracting the caliber of clients you know you should be—this is for you. Trust your intuition. If something feels off about your copy, it probably is.

  • Perfect timing includes: when you're refreshing your brand, launching a new offer, making a pivot in your business, or simply when you know your copy could be stronger. Honestly? There's no wrong time to invest in clearer messaging.

  • Most reviews are 15-25 minutes. I don't cut corners, but I also respect your time. You'll get everything you need to transform your copy without hours of video to wade through.

  • I include a follow-up check-in to answer any clarifying questions. I want to make sure you feel confident implementing the changes, not confused about what to do next.

  • Your video will be available for 90 days. I encourage you to download it for your records so you can reference it whenever you need a refresher.

  • Currently, you can pay me via Stripe, Venmo, or PayPal.

  • I book Copy Brews up to 2 months in advance. If you want my next available date, reach out to me through my contact form.

    Oh, and my DMs are always open, too!

  • Currently, you can pay me in 1 full installment.

    Or you can pay me in 2 installments. The second installment will be due no later than the morning of your Copy Brew.

  • Right now, yes! But I have a limit to how many retainer clients I take each month.

    Reach out to me and let’s discuss making your copy happen!